THE Lauren

There's a low sizzle here in the backcountry tonight. Not much to get riled over, but just enough to keep the neighbors on their toes. Teddy Tarrant, the local "weirdo-trash collecting-possum catching-thirteen kids with DSS-hasn't bathed since 1973-" guy is suspected of picking up and hauling off the neighbors overweight Datsun dog, Angel. She's pretty hefty and can barely walk down the driveway. We know she didn't escape so Teddy is the only answer.


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