March 20, 2006

Crossing the next mountain...

In light of our recent conversations concerning certain animal anatomy and fascinations of beastiality, please read Mr. James Dickey's The Sheep Child -- this poem may help so many of those desperate males here in the backcountry, make it to their last night of virginity.

Most conversations involving Brokeback Mountain usually end up on the subject of sheep and men. Can it be done? Well, in all truth, yes it can be "done"...according to the Master's lengthy discussion on animal science reproduction, sheep are in fact very similar to female humans (in their sex organs so to speak) and this is the reason for the many "old wive's tales" told about young farm boys who eventually find themselves experimenting during their pubescent years...with the livestock.

Mr. Dickey, coming from the old south, obviously heard the same rumor...and it was far more true as he points out with some little shred of evidence locked away in a museum.
Have a look---very interesting read.

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