Strike up the gland

This being my 29th year, I'm reflecting on the remainder of tween. At 20, I began my senior year in college, at 21 I married and graduated from college, at 22 I began a career for three years, at 25 I sold my first home and retired to travel with my old man for four years. Finally, at 29 we hope to see the road coming to an end. I hope my thirties have as much adventure as my long lost twenties.
In honor of this "last" birthday, I'm paying homage to another well aged toddy. Meet Mr. Jean Louis Coul'loch, a brawny French actor whose extreme ability to melt away undergarments at warp speed will put the coldest of codgers in a steamy sweat. I stumbled across the French flick Lady Chatterley through Netflix. I'm so happy I queued this film. Most readers usually disagree with my choice of masculine treasures, but I'm standing behind this one. One of the most erotic, fresh, and visually demanding films I've seen in a long time. It's definitely a keeper. I recommend the European extended version.