February 15, 2005

Taylors Pride

Posted:

Warning! Do not attempt to bank with PIGS. This could be hazardous to your health.

Today at the Southwind Amoco, I read a handwritten invitation to a small party that was posted on their front counter:
(crude handwriting)

COME GET TO THIS
THE HILLBILLIES DANCE
WERE? LAURENS AROMORY
$12 PER PERSON
COME LAUGH SMILE AND ENJOIY YOURSELF
There is no escape.
Your prayer is needed--peace be with you all!
Make me down a pallet on your floor!

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